[personal profile] ergomaniac
"You've reached the voice mailbox of Miles Edgeworth. Please leave your name and number, and I shall contact you in return if such an action is appropriate."

nv bug event? :3

Date: 2012-01-30 08:31 pm (UTC)
scalemates: ( ART: MSPA. ) (pic#1200226)
From: [personal profile] scalemates
H3 4SK3D M3 TO SP1T 1N H1S MOUTH
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N3V3R L3T M3 HOOK UP W1TH TH1S GUY 4G41N

text | nv virus

Date: 2012-01-30 11:37 pm (UTC)
cheerhealer: (aвѕтrυѕe)
From: [personal profile] cheerhealer
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back

virus text;

Date: 2012-01-31 01:28 am (UTC)
typhlopid: (I ain't even mad tho.)
From: [personal profile] typhlopid
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
crownlessking: (007 - wink)
From: [personal profile] crownlessking
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out

voice;

Date: 2012-01-31 07:10 am (UTC)
typhlopid: (Who's there?)
From: [personal profile] typhlopid
[It's much faster for Snake to send an audio reply than type one out, thus he replies with a voice message, sounding prim and a bit disheveled.]

Yes, hello? May I be of assistance?

Date: 2012-01-31 09:27 am (UTC)
inthejunk: (aw jeez...)
From: [personal profile] inthejunk
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.

virus text!

Date: 2012-01-31 04:58 pm (UTC)
whippings: (pained ➙ eyes closed)
From: [personal profile] whippings
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

Date: 2012-01-31 09:32 pm (UTC)
typhlopid: (Concentration.)
From: [personal profile] typhlopid
[...!] My apologies. It was not at all my intention to text you, let alone insult you in any way.

Date: 2012-01-31 09:59 pm (UTC)
typhlopid: (Frown.)
From: [personal profile] typhlopid
I will have both more discretion and better punctuation, should the situation ever occur for any reason.

[A pause.] I am afraid the message was not actually one of mine, to clarify. It transmitted a virus to your NV. I apologize.

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday | I'm so sorry

Date: 2012-01-31 11:20 pm (UTC)
not_the_dreck: (Thinking...)
From: [personal profile] not_the_dreck
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

Date: 2012-01-31 11:25 pm (UTC)
cheerhealer: (› mom we're having sex)
From: [personal profile] cheerhealer
nothing. i didnt text that

Date: 2012-01-31 11:36 pm (UTC)
inthejunk: (bwuh?)
From: [personal profile] inthejunk
花村 陽介 whs ths?

[text]

Date: 2012-02-01 03:17 am (UTC)
ace_attorney: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ace_attorney
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night

Date: 2012-02-01 05:16 am (UTC)
typhlopid: (Thinking it over.)
From: [personal profile] typhlopid
Yes, it is rather troubling. Someone out there is discussing foreign policy on an island that rather precludes it.

text

Date: 2012-02-01 06:25 am (UTC)
crownlessking: (066 - look at me sitting)
From: [personal profile] crownlessking
dude you did it last night

don't you remember?
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